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Post by Anne on Oct 15, 2008 14:17:23 GMT -5
Moos, also known as Monkeys, Shannons, Hippies and Freaks, are one of the more elusive creatures on this planet. Predominantly nocturnal, Moos emerge into the daylight only when forced and are known to shun most diurnal dwellers.
Moos are exclusive herbivores who snub the basic essentials of other mammals' diets. Crucial produce such as milk, eggs and dairy chocolate are some of the items no longer consumed by Moos, a fairly recent change that has yet to be truly understood by the wider scientific community.
Moos are highly opinionated, liberal creatures. They are allergic to ignorance and persistent stupidity and are known to hold long grudges against those who pester them with misinformation or general ineptitude. Moos are not hateful creatures but they are known to (occasionally) carry with them tools (see. Twin Katana) with which to do violence. No Moo casualties have been recorded but experts believe that it is "only a matter of time."
Next Week: The Sorie
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Post by Jo on Oct 15, 2008 14:20:07 GMT -5
xDDDDDDD
Anne is the Goddess of writing stuff. I can't think of a better way to put that because my brain is dead after trying to decipher what a certain Captain Jim had written, all in Pirate-speak I might add.
*Can't wait for Sorie's* <347
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Post by Monkey on Oct 15, 2008 14:21:23 GMT -5
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Uber Loodle
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Post by Uber Loodle on Oct 15, 2008 17:21:27 GMT -5
Epic win.
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Post by Anne on Oct 16, 2008 13:40:25 GMT -5
That's it?!
Four minutes of my life writing that gone and all you can say is "Moo" and "Win"?!?!
WHY DO I BOTHER AT ALL.
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Post by Sorie on Oct 17, 2008 22:56:44 GMT -5
I think I be looking forward to this "Sorie" profile as well. That creature is so rarely around, I'm interested to see what sort of facts become of its mini-biography.
Anne's Animal Planet coverage is Chicken Soup for the Soul.
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Post by Jo on Oct 18, 2008 9:22:50 GMT -5
Lauren said "epic win" so it's quite the large response.
Not sure about Moo like...
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Post by Ice on Oct 18, 2008 16:28:59 GMT -5
How is that veganism coming along, then, Moo?  |
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Post by Monkey on Oct 18, 2008 18:42:14 GMT -5
Quite well, I'm very pleased with vegan cupcakes, vegan pancakes, the great vegan food at a nearby Chinese place, there's a vegan restaurant that recently opened in town I need to check out more thoroughly, and my subway order was easily adjusted. It's been going great actually. ^^
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Post by Nick on Oct 18, 2008 21:53:36 GMT -5
Sounds neat ^^ I don't eat it often, but vegan food's usually awesome ^^
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Post by Uber Loodle on Oct 19, 2008 19:39:08 GMT -5
*noms on fish sticks and sips milk*
Vegans have mad, mad skills.
*is also awaiting the Sorie episode*
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Post by Ice on Oct 20, 2008 21:30:11 GMT -5
I've had vegan chocolate chip cookies, and I thought they weren't very good, but they were a commercial brand. Nana's or something. The use of fruit juice made it taste odd.
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Post by Monkey on Oct 20, 2008 21:37:19 GMT -5
I went through an entire box of vegan rice krispie treats in one sitting today.  (it was the first time I'd tasted marshmallow since I went vegetarian, so I was a bit overenthusiastic) |
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Post by Anne on Oct 20, 2008 21:46:36 GMT -5
*looks up and shakes head*
Why don't you just start a vegan thread? x'D
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Post by Jo on Oct 22, 2008 11:12:17 GMT -5
Damn vegetarians everywhere! xD
Straight Edged, are we? I think that was the phrase Loodle used... *Ponders*
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