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Post by Anne on Oct 28, 2008 23:03:35 GMT -5
My mum's work recently received these cards in case anyone called in a bomb threat. I don't think it would be very effective in helping but it is pretty hilarious. If you can't read the image: 1. When is the bomb going to explode? 2. Where did you put the bomb? 3. When did you put it there? 4. What does the bomb look like? 5. What kind of bomb is it? 6. What will make the bomb explode? 7. Did you place the bomb? 8. Why did you place the bomb? 9. What is your name? 10. Where are you? 11. What is your address? |
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Post by Monkey on Oct 28, 2008 23:05:09 GMT -5
Hahaha, I'm sure every wannabe terrorist will love to take the time to answer all those questions.
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Post by Anne on Oct 28, 2008 23:06:55 GMT -5
Yes, and tell the people who want to explode it what kind of bomb is so they can diffuse it and where they live so that can be arrested straight after xD
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Post by Jo on Oct 29, 2008 7:09:19 GMT -5
OH. MY. GOD.
Please give me some of those so I can send them to MI5. xDDDD
Then they can leave them on the train for some lovely bomb terrorists to pick up. Handy!
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Post by Nick on Oct 29, 2008 7:13:47 GMT -5
*laughs* Oh, I'm sure terrorists would love to fill out a survey before blowing themselves up. Might as well do some public service first, hm? xDDD
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Post by Uber Loodle on Oct 30, 2008 17:04:42 GMT -5
Except...if you take the time to fill this out, you won't be able to run from the bomb.
And if you're not able to run from the bomb, you'd get blown up.
And if you'd get blown up, the piece of paper you're filling out is likely to get blown up as well.
And if the paper gets blown up, isn't that just a waste of paper?
And if it's a waste of paper, aren't you just killing trees? DX
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Post by Monkey on Oct 30, 2008 18:48:12 GMT -5
All very true points, Lauren. D:
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Post by Ice on Nov 1, 2008 15:32:27 GMT -5
XDD I hope they didn't pay for those. Lauren: But the bomb threat person might not be at the location of the bomb, so they wouldn't get blown up.  |
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Post by Anne on Nov 2, 2008 3:44:18 GMT -5
They probably not only paid for those cards, Ice, they probably paid someone to design them xDD
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Post by Jo on Nov 2, 2008 6:02:00 GMT -5
Aha, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a competition for someone to design those. I dread to think what the prize would have been...
"Congratulations! You've won three weeks at a camp for specially trained bomb un-exploding men/women/amoeba-types! Woo~"
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Post by Mel on Nov 21, 2008 5:38:29 GMT -5
xDD I like number 9 the best.
"What is your name? Be sure to spell correctly because this question is extremely relevant. And while you're at it, make sure you include your current mailing address, email address, mother and father's name and social security number."
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Post by Anne on Nov 21, 2008 7:45:50 GMT -5
"And if you don't mind sir, how would you rate the service you have received? Poor, Medium, Good or Excellent?"
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Post by Jo on Nov 21, 2008 11:12:22 GMT -5
I particularly like:
"EXACT WORDING OF THREAT."
You can just imagine two people arguing over the exact wording used by the bombers.
"No, he said 'IF YOU DON'T' not 'IF YOU DO NOT'!"
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Post by Sofia on Nov 21, 2008 18:02:59 GMT -5
xD
That's hilarious. I paticularly like number 8.
"Oh, and before you go... would you like to come over for a cup of tea?"
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Post by Uber Loodle on Nov 21, 2008 18:42:28 GMT -5
I could imagine myself writing some form of 'yo momma' for all of them.
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