You need to know.

[Monkey]

Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.

According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.

Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black cane that concealed the blade.

The woman charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.

That is all.

[Uber Loodle]

I wish they would stop writing articles about me in the paper... >.>

[Monkey]

Can I borrow your cane sword?

[Uber Loodle]

You may, provided you only use it for evil, which I don't think should be a problem.

[Anne]

You have two katanas, Monkey. Don't be greedy.

[Monkey]

But none of them look like a cane.

[Anne]

No canes for you!

[Monkey]

LAUREN ALREADY AGREED!

[Anne]

I said no >:

[Monkey]

*ignores*

[Sofia]

A friend of mine actually has a real katana.

I think someone just got one up'd.

[Anne]

I had a real katana for a while. It was fun to play with.

[Monkey]

I was curious about the legality of carrying katanas and blades (length restrictions and whatnot) and someone on Yahoo was asking about restrictions in Tennessee and the only reply was, "Leonardo, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, had two katanas. He was from New York though. I don't know the answer to your question." I was amused.