Post by Anne on Oct 22, 2008 16:52:39 GMT -5
This Week: The Sorie! With a super-fun bonus Episode!
There isn't much documentation on the Sorie, who has of yet remained obscured to the larger scientific community. There are a select few with a greater knowledge of the Sorie (see. The Jo) but most were unavailable for comment for today's program. Known to be quite flexible as well as multi-transmittal, Sories often find themselves in isolation but this is primarily the fault of others rather then a deficiency in personality. Regardless of the Sories’ ambiguous properties, there is a general consensus among the community that "Yeah, Sorie is pretty awesome".
And now its time for the Super Fun Bonus Episode!
The Nick
The Nick is an intelligent creature with the misfortune of being born in an oppressive population of highly-strung, overworked fauna. The Nicks’ behaviour differs substantially from its fellows in almost all ways, from dietary preferences (see. Fish Porridge: Spawn Of Satan; Steak; Fruit of the gods) to social behaviours (see. Closet Dissident). Known to wander great distances from its home, this migratory behaviour has seen the Nick travel to almost every continent in its short lifespan with perhaps two exceptions. To attract a Nick, one need only open a bar of chocolate and this highly astute creature will smell it from miles away.
Next Week on Animal Planet: The Lauren
There isn't much documentation on the Sorie, who has of yet remained obscured to the larger scientific community. There are a select few with a greater knowledge of the Sorie (see. The Jo) but most were unavailable for comment for today's program. Known to be quite flexible as well as multi-transmittal, Sories often find themselves in isolation but this is primarily the fault of others rather then a deficiency in personality. Regardless of the Sories’ ambiguous properties, there is a general consensus among the community that "Yeah, Sorie is pretty awesome".
And now its time for the Super Fun Bonus Episode!
The Nick
The Nick is an intelligent creature with the misfortune of being born in an oppressive population of highly-strung, overworked fauna. The Nicks’ behaviour differs substantially from its fellows in almost all ways, from dietary preferences (see. Fish Porridge: Spawn Of Satan; Steak; Fruit of the gods) to social behaviours (see. Closet Dissident). Known to wander great distances from its home, this migratory behaviour has seen the Nick travel to almost every continent in its short lifespan with perhaps two exceptions. To attract a Nick, one need only open a bar of chocolate and this highly astute creature will smell it from miles away.
Next Week on Animal Planet: The Lauren
Fruit of the gods indeed. Along with steak ^^ *kicks away fish porridge* 
