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Post by Sofia on Oct 25, 2008 11:51:31 GMT -5
I made this thread because my English teacher is crazy and is always saying strange things. For example: - This girl is about to leave the classroom to get something out of another class, but she almost forgot the pass. He hands her the pass and says "If someone catches you, eat the pass"
- "But why, when we can hit birds with stones?"
- Guy: "But what if I have bad grammar?"
Teacher: "Well, then you're screwed."
- "Don't be a pawn, be a knight!"
- "And then you too can be amused as your friends and family look at you and have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
Feel free to add as many quotes as you want.
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Post by Ice on Oct 25, 2008 14:55:33 GMT -5
Heheh, sounds like a fun class. I don't have any at the moment, I'm afraid.
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Post by Uber Loodle on Nov 2, 2008 13:06:50 GMT -5
Aha. I want your English teacher. I have never had a good English teacher during middle/high school. My 7th grade teacher was...bizarre. My 8th grade teacher put me to sleep, but she was really fun to annoy. My 9th grade teacher was my 7th grade teacher. And now, my 10th grade teacher is the most annoying, more serious, most boring person alive.
Annnnnd for quotes, that what my Mr. Bloggy is for. XD
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Post by Sofia on Nov 10, 2008 18:09:11 GMT -5
xD Yes, true. Anyway....
A quite non-emo jock-ish type boy in my English class came up with this when we had to write "descriptive" first person sentences. He was describing the elevator up to a doctor's office, I suppose.
"The peircing sound of 'DING! DING!' as we approach each level makes me want to stab myself with a lethal injection of small pox."
0_o
Anyway, it was hilarious at the time when it happened.
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Post by Uber Loodle on Nov 12, 2008 21:25:00 GMT -5
Aha. He's my best friend.
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