Post by Anne on Nov 13, 2008 11:26:39 GMT -5
At approximately 23:39 Anne-standard time we received a transmission from the Animal Planet studios that may have left a few of you a little bewildered. After much scanning with doodlebugs vastly advanced technological apparatus we can now confirm that the Animal Planet Studios has been breeched by a freakusmoronousn00bus, also known as the common n00b. We are assuming all personal to be dead or very, very afraid.
We don’t know who let the beast loose or what mad fiend would create such a monster but we would like to assure the populous that the n00b, Codie, has been contained within the facility and will probably not be able to escape.
We are doing our utmost to eradicate Codie but not unlike a godmoding cockroach she has proven to be particularly resilient against most of our weaponry. For now the Animal Planet studios have been quarantined until such a time as the Codie has been removed. Attempts to block her feed has been strangely ineffective, however, so she may pop up from time to time with more "insightful" segments.
We can only hope and pray that we find an anti-Codiegant before the barricades fal- I mean, before something like this is repeated elsewhere. If anyone has any information regarding this matter please contact the Dark Side Kill-Stuff Squad at 666-666-83.
We thank you for your co-operation
-- Transmission Ended
We don’t know who let the beast loose or what mad fiend would create such a monster but we would like to assure the populous that the n00b, Codie, has been contained within the facility and will probably not be able to escape.
We are doing our utmost to eradicate Codie but not unlike a godmoding cockroach she has proven to be particularly resilient against most of our weaponry. For now the Animal Planet studios have been quarantined until such a time as the Codie has been removed. Attempts to block her feed has been strangely ineffective, however, so she may pop up from time to time with more "insightful" segments.
We can only hope and pray that we find an anti-Codiegant before the barricades fal- I mean, before something like this is repeated elsewhere. If anyone has any information regarding this matter please contact the Dark Side Kill-Stuff Squad at 666-666-83.
We thank you for your co-operation
-- Transmission Ended
