Vagzville on a Plane

[Anne]

It was a quiet, sunny morning in Vagzville that day, with little disruption to disturb the peace that had fallen over the hushed metropolis. Since the Dark Side takeover in early Bippity Bop Bop Seven and the resulting purges that had followed, Vagzville had seen little in the way of disorder.

At the city centre citizens ushered by heavily armed, navy-uniformed minions went to their designated jobs, while further out on the border limit and small harbour islets future lackeys gathered in the training yards to observe the daily execution of the weakest among their ranks.

It was a glorious age, as all but the stupid and suicidal agreed; however all was not as well as it first appeared. In the shadows an old enemy lurked, waiting, and in her heart Doctor Anneth knew it would only be so long before her nemesis re-emerged once again.

"Lady Moo," She said gravely, looking out over her island lair.
Bellow the useless fodder amassed for their morning training, dressed in plain brown robes and skin-tight pantaloons.
"I have a nagging feeling deep in my gut, as if something is wrong. I just can't…" A silver flash caught her eye and with a curious frown, the villainess looked down to find the polished tip of a katana protruding from her stomach. A single brow raised and she reached behind, gripping the handle and sliding the blade from her middle. "Again, Lady Moo? Once I could understand, but this is the third time you've misplaced your weaponry within my person. Careless." Doctor Anneth waggled her finger and passed back the blade.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a shopping mall to open and… blow up."

[Monkey]

DDDDD:


Foiled again!

[Anne]

Pausing in the doorway, Doctor Anneth glowers at Lady Moo once before disappearing into the corridor, robes wafting behind her.

[Sorie]

Somewhere, in the deep, dark recesses of the Vagzville sewage system, a young citizen wipes a tear from her moldy cheek as she regains composure after laughing at the ruler's clever play on words.
She speaks to herself, "I'm a sucker for puns."

[Sofia]

Lurking in dungeons of Doctor Anneth's fortress, a very young citizen, so young that her age has caused her to be called all sorts of names *ahemANNEahem,* thinks wistfully of the days when Bright Side ruled. She then realizes that this hope is quite frivolous, as all of the Bright Siders seem to have vanished from the face of the Earth, not just Vagzville.

The slave boy who has been giving her food then comes down the stairs to deliver her her daily portion of sludge and chat a little bit. The boy says that Lady Moo "misplaced her weaponry" once again, which causes the girl to wonder if there is a mutiny about, or if Lady Moo is just overtly clumsy.