The Let's Help Lauren Deal With Girly Drama Game!

[Uber Loodle]

Okay.
So I this "friend." Let's use variables and call her R.
And I have these other two friends in my class. A and M.
Let L represent your favorite person named Lauren.
Let X equal explosions, mass destruction and overall, d00m.
Let T equal happy things, and unicorns that poop butterflies. (That's a Horton Hears A Who thing)

In math terms:
L+A=T
L+M=T
L+R=XXX

Now. R doesn't know that L+R=XXX. R thinks L+R=TTT.
R loves L.
L hates R.
R can jump off a cliff for all L cares.
Now, in health, we have this project coming up, in which R will want to use the statement, L+R.
L would rather shoot herself in the foot than use the statement L+R. L would much prefer using either other statement.
But R will persist that L use the L+R statement.
So L wants to plot R's downfall and team up with A or M. But A and M don't know this.
Health is first period tomorrow and L has no way to communicate with M or A.

So it's very quite almost totally possible that L will end up using the L+R sentence.
L would love to know:
a) How to kill somebody and carefully hide the body and plant the evidence.
b) How to plot R's downfall. OR
c) How to deal with R and tell R to shut the freak up and jump off a cliff.

[Anne]

Righto then, here's my advice.

a) There is no way, now that you've posted the desire to. They will find the message, you will become a prime suspect and L+R will be the least of L's problems.
b) Don't be vindictive, it gets you no where.
c) Just tell her?

[Jo]

a.) You can suffocate R with a pillow and then throw R into the deepest part of the ocean, where R will implode and be no more.
b.) *Agrees with Anne*
c.) *Agrees with Anne again* I think that's the best thing to do. I used to be like that with a friend of mine, she was highly annoying and I couldn't handle it, especially with a few of my other friends slagging her off to me. Instead, I stuck with her and now we are really good friends and I don't dislike her anymore. She is still annoying sometimes, though, xDD
But I'm 100% sure that I'm annoying at times o.0

Just talk it out with her. Maybe she can fix whatever it is she is doing wrong.

[Uber Loodle]

I was hoping on better advice with option a. -.-

So, I'm in her group, as it was unavoidable, but we're in a group of three with A. So it's L+A+R=X.
L is not sure if A knows this equation will equal X.

If I tell her, I'm afraid she'll punch my lights out.
And she honestly would too.
I saw her almost punch a kid because he made a joke about her getting like, lower that perfect on an essay.

Whatever. She's running for student council, as is my best guy friend, so I signed her sheet but am openly supporting him. Haha for her.

[Sofia]

Still, even though it's over already, you should tell her when she keeps bothering you. Not in a mean way, but tell her. Because I have a "friend" (she doesn't really qualify as a friend anymore) that I've been best friends with since forever, and all of a sudden at the beginning of last year she started totally ignoring me. She won't even tell me what I did. So, if R does figure out that you *ahem* don't like her all that much, just tell her more or less the truth. More or less. I mean, we don't want the custodian to have to come and mop the floor of tears or anything.

The ironic thing about my relationship with my "friend" over there is that I am now really good friends with a friend of hers she's known since even longer than she's me. And my really good friend is now my "friend's" ex-best friend. Even more ironic is that I used to really, really, really, dislike the one I'm friends with now.

Whew. That paragraph confuses even me.