A FW actually worth getting

[Anne]

Dog For Sale

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.

The actual sales pitch:

Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.

It looks like an american pitbull was bred with those Great Danes with the huge square heads (rather then the more narrow ones). xD Or maybe it's just a mutated Bull Mastiff.

[Mel]

xDD Truly awesome. We have plenty of people here to feed him with. I want to ask if he eats idiots as well?

[Sorie]

[Monkey]

Puppy!

[Anne]

'm sure he can be trained to, Mel

[Mel]

I'm sold. <3 *lines up her idiots for the doggy to go through*

[Nick]

You know, the first thought that went through my head when I saw that dog was 'holy shit' xD

[Anne]

Holy Crap was mine xD It really is the only appropriate response to that thing.

[Sofia]

My first response was, "Those shoes are hideous," and then my second was, "Wow, she's really short," and then my third was, "Holy shit."

[Anne]

I wore shoes like that for netball. They're hideous but very comfy and supportive.
Although so are my etnies and you don't even have to lace those up.

[Ice]

I just went "Wow". XD

Those sneakers are your standard running type ones/sneakers, so I mean, they're not super pretty, but they're pretty comfy.

[Sofia]

I know. I just have this huge prejudice against people who wear running shoes with jeans.

[Mel]

>> *hides from Nut*