Jess has ridiculous dreams

[Anne]

I dunno, all this talk about Singapore made me dream about going there last night. I can't remember why, I think it was like a contest or some stupid reality TV show. Whatever the case, I wound up in one of Nick's college maths class rooms, so naturally I did the one thing I knew how; totally ignored the board full of incomprehensible math equasions and started sketching. Ah to be young and in a math class again.

Eventually I got scolded by the teacher, not for sketching (she wasn't expecting me to know anything) but because when I turned the pages I made a noise. Well disciplined dream Singaporeans don't let their paper rustle. So I 'begged' an apology and turned around, wondering if Nick was there before realising, I have no idea what he looks like, so what am I doing?

Change scene, I'm wandering around an internet cafe when I realise, I don't think I actually told Nick or anyone else I was coming here. I then spend a quarter of my dream constantly typing and re-typing the proboard name wrong, until finally I get it right only for some woman to go into labour. I can't use the internet anymore, I go home.

So I'm sitting by this window when I spot, heh, Wall-E roll by in the streets dressed like Nick's Sim-Self XDD I'm all 'Nick?' and it looks at me and rolls off.

Nick and I wind up meeting (you were wearing very snazzy sunnies, Nick) eventually, only for some rip in space-time leading to some alternate dimension to open. Sorry Nick, my psychic Jedi powers are needed.

Better then 12-year-old Italian dream Nick steeling my computer like last time? Yes. Better then me going to visit dream Monkey, only to be fobbed off onto her neighbours, a tsunami hit and me having to call down my spaceship to save everyone (reserving shot gun for Monkey)? Maybe.

Are my dreams totally nuts? Yes Dx But I love them

[Sorie]

Dreams are fun. I especially liked that your internet was cut off because some woman went into labour. xD

[Anne]

I think it was more, I had to get off because she was in labour xD And when I came back someone had already taken the computer.

Me: Can I save my sims game?
Guy: Yeah, sure, fair enough... *hops off to let me*

[Monkey]

At least your recent dreams have been better than mine. XD

[Nick]

Wow, that's one awesomely-crazy dream xD *imagines himself as Wall-E and chuckles*

Still, it's bad luck you had to land in my math class xD You should've attended history or lit or something And there's no point looking for me in math class; I probably skipped the class

If I was there, though, you'd spot me in a heartbeat; I'd be the guy sleeping at the back of the class xD

[Anne]

He had a little wig and everything.

I assume my brain was too busy weaving the rest of the far-too-vivid world to form a decent class environment xDD You skip a class? I won't believe it

[Nick]

It's maths xD 'Nuff said xDD

Still, even if I did attend it, you'd find me easily - the one who's fast asleep

[Anne]

That really was a D well earned

[Ice]

XD I was just thinking about how weird a dream I had last night... for some reason I used pepper spray on my high school chem teacher's face, leaped over a 5 ft fence, and jumped into my car... and then apologized to him the next day.

[Sofia]

Last night, I had a dream... that I lived in Israel, so I went to school there, and on my way to school there was all these axed up people on the side of the road, so as soon as I got out of the car, I ran as fast as I could to the security checkpoint but overshot it and ran into a wall. When I got to school, it turned out that my astro-physics teacher from home was teaching (it was English class, I think). Practically as soon as I got there, the murderer came into our classroom and was about chop up my teacher, but I ran him over with a motor cycle and then drove to a dog poop convention?

[Nick]

Talk about an exhaustingly-crazy sleep xDD

[Sorie]

You guys have more interesting dreams than me.
All I ever dream about are fairy tyrants ruling over the kingdom because they weren't able to get a new pair of jeans, or surfing a log through a marsh, or getting shot at a grocery store.

[Ice]

Fairies wear jeans?

[Mel]

Fairies wear boots!

(... it's the name of a font. Heh. *flail* xD)

[Jo]

Fairies wear boots is the name of a Black Sabbeth song. So the person who made the font took it from the song, obviously. Woo knowledge.

Anyroad... I never have dreams anymore. =(