"I did something a bit stupid last night'

[Anne]

Me: Mum, I did something really stupid last night
Mum: *controlled but worried look* What?
Me: Well a couple of weeks ago I did some baking, which only needed egg whites, so I put the egg yolks in a container in the fridge to do something with later, but I forgot. I took them out last night and they looked a little manky, so I put them on the bench. Then around 4 in the morning I was all tired and needing to sleep when I noticed they *might* smell and so I put them on the windowsill outside.
Mum: ... x.<
Me: Yeah, I woke up today thinking 'why the heck did I do that, now they're RELALY going to smell'

Its 38ºC today. That's at least, if not well over, 100ºF

I think she was actually a bit relieved. Worse things could follow 'I did something stupid last night' xD

[Monkey]

If you stopped eating eggs, you wouldn't have this problem.

[Anne]

I'm sure I could do something with soy milk.

[Monkey]

I've found that old, chunky soy milk doesn't have any strong odor like moo moo milk, though. So it's all good.

[Jo]

And you didn't throw the manky eggs away because...

[Anne]

I was too scared to open the lid xDD