*can't stop giggling*

[Anne]

"The Drinking and Writing Festival" is an even in Chicago, where they promote drinking in the arts o.0

"A highlight of the event is the famous "2 Drink Minimum Writing Contest" where budding laureates (well, everyone who has been using their drink tickets) is given paper, pen, theme, and two minutes to write a story related to that theme."

[Jo]

I think most writers turn to alcohol in the dreary early hours of the morning when they realise the page is still blank.

[Anne]

And THAT is hilarious.